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Me comeis la polla (estaclarono?)





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Entre el concierto de Algora+ Joaquín Calderón de hoy y el de Quique González del sábado, pues no paro, evidentemente cuando no paro, pues los astros se confabulan para que a la gente le dé por tocarme los cojones tolrato. Y uno detrás de otro...

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- Si te llevas una de dos litros de Pepsi te cuesta 2 € y la lata de Coca Cola 1 €
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- ¿De que la Pepsi no me gusta?
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- Pues tu vistes todos los dias como si estuvieses con el mes, y mira, yo callao. Es una crítica constructiva...
- Si no fueras tan gracioso, serías un hijodelagranputa
- No, soy un hijodelagranputa gracioso y con mucho curro.
- Estás super wapo con el chaleco, los pitillos esos y la camiseta fluorescente
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- Hay que hacer lo del amigo invisible ya
- Vamos, no me jodas...¿ya?
- Si, mira este finde quedamos, nos tomamos un café en Beat y lo hacemos.
- No tengo fuerzas ni condones, lo dejamos para el otro. Y en público ya no me va tanto como antes.
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- Este finde
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- Es el amigo invisible, no un recurso de casación, joder...
- ¿Y por qué no te cogemos el papel?
- Porque no nene, paso...en serio...odio que me cojan el papel, ni que fuera un inmigrante, nos esperamos al siguiente y ya está.
- Es que en el siguiente no sé si estaremos todos.
- O sea que si falto yo, se puede hacer, pero si falta alguien que no soy yo, ¡nunca!, ¡vilipendio! Joder, soy mas prescindible que Silvia Jato.
- Que no es eso tontolaba
- Pues lo dejamos para el puente, ¿vale?
- Vaaaaleeee...
- 8 minutos que nos hubiesemos ahorrado de haber empezado asi.
- Pues si que estás estresado si...

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Blogger Negra Murguera said...

ni que fuera un inmigrante

Aquel año que me metiste en el amigo invisible a la fuerza, me cogiste el papel.

Ahora entiendo todo...

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